I'm Shay (:
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Maryland, UMD
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skinny-waists-and-drug-habits:

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firelorcl:

"how did you fit so much text in that snapchat"

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Let go, or be dragged. Zen Proverb (via memoriesrecollected)

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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

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sickpage:

Silvia SalaFog in Venice, 2012
quietcharms:

whoa! i totally did a double-take
samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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hitrecord:

“Really Out There”
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