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teenwolf:

So this happened…and my life is complete 

bethsus:

opens facebook

image

closes facebook

(Source: ladygagamakesmewet, via t-dougie)

theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

(via parydise)

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

(Source: twoukofukawa, via t-dougie)

sniffing:

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

(via yomellamodaniela)

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

(via parydise)

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